This is the story of a rape. I immediately defuse criticism from good thinking and other : No human being is involved. The rape was committed on one of the most important institutions of the peaceful town of Goja, Argentina.
But first things first. Manu, said the nose, or San Martin de Sauerkraut, we invited a few days in her humble home, me and my a (l) Colyte Alexis. Due to the numerous power outages that occur in this part of the (third) world, we found ourselves stuck in the house of the nose one night. Lit by candles, drinking warm vodka, my friends, no doubt inspired by my glorious past achievements and my many victories (sic) asked me to learn to play poker. Thus, for two days, our life was punctuated by parties of training and theoretical debates. And then the big day has arrived. That of the practice during a tournament at Casino Goja.
Among the crowd of 50 players, including scores of Argentine professionals who were not afraid to put the sum of imposing 10pesos (2 €), three French were ready to seize the Argentine farmers' money. And is also the beginning of a great epic lean. This man, always loan crappy pun, has managed to defeat 49adversaires on the green carpet. This former player CRPG, a prominent member of Caca and Culture, has flaunted exceptional skills. This man is not me. Like Manu, I went out into the depths of the rankings. The student has surpassed the master and Alexis was imposed. At the final head to head, Manu and I, who had taken advantage of our early elimination to quench our thirst with (good) Argentine wine, as one man vibrios. And from a last shot full of suspense, the casino Goja saw for the first time a French win. Unfortunately, the guards have not appreciated our joys and celebrations of the Marseillaise which resounded throughout the casino. Alexis is left with a tidy sum. One who was raped that night, the Casino. And subsequently confirmed.
Box strategic: how to win at slot machines
Frustrated by our rapid elimination, Alsatian and I have calmed our enthusiasm on a slot machine that did not ask, but it has been violated as well. Here's a guide that will guarantee not to leave empty-handed:
1st set: being drunk is a prerequisite. Otherwise, the machine does not react
Do not put more than the minimum amount, the investment share with his partner
Before pressing the button, the machine was speaking in his native language (here, English) The petting him kisses
As the wheel turns, tap the screen randomly (no need for it to be tactile)
Once you have removed any gain, then put everything in machine. Practicing this method between each shot. Indeed, the noise 50aine chips coming out of the machine will impress your neighbors. If the machine
leaves you a choice, always press the left because "the left always wins"
Continue to embrace the machine
Applauding the machine
So we won continuously for 1 hour, removing every minute a hundred pieces of the machine that produces a pleasant chirping that eventually annoy our neighbors most patients.
You understood, it is a real turning of the Casino had undergone Goja tonight. The purse, we started to celebrate this victory Most night clubs "hots" for Goja.
Added: the latest news, Alexis would have plunged into a spiral of debt after the game more and more important, it would have been forced to sell his kidney to be put cocaine in the anus to repatriate Europe. Do not let go, he needs his friends.
Alexis after his victory
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